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Bang That Pan(sexual)

Bang That Pan(sexual)

(Another Version - this shit writes itself, I swear)

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Rex Landy
Nov 16, 2022
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If you know that sex is real, bang your pan.

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And you know a woman cannot be a man!

Get your drums and whistles out

Cos it’s time to loudly shout

And say SEX IS REAL while you men bang your pan.

Men in dresses can’t be women, …

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